September162014
If I were a mage of Fairy Tail my life would be 100000x better.

If I were a mage of Fairy Tail my life would be 100000x better.

9PM
9PM
concentratedridiculousness:

sherekahnsgirl:

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

This man was a pure genius.

The comic works just as well if you ignore the class labels - the white man rides straight to the top, the white woman can MAYBE make it if she climbs the treacherous rope, and the POC is going to have to learn to fly.

concentratedridiculousness:

sherekahnsgirl:

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

This man was a pure genius.

The comic works just as well if you ignore the class labels - the white man rides straight to the top, the white woman can MAYBE make it if she climbs the treacherous rope, and the POC is going to have to learn to fly.

(via xbox420)

9PM

thosenerdyfeels:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert on Late Night with Seth Meyers

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TCR | 2007.03.12 | It reads: “Dear Stephen, As editor-in-chief of Marvel, I am burdened with the handling of our character’s estates and the sad event that a hero should perish before his time. Captain America’s will was read last Friday, and while heavy hearted, I am proud to announce the star spangled Avenger has bequeathed his most valuable possession, his indestructible shield, to the only man he believed had the red, white, and blue balls to carry the mantle. Stephen Colbert. Welcome to the Marvel Universe. Sincerely, Joe Quesada.

How can you but just love this?

(via talesofcrystal)

7PM

progressiveauspol:

After the success of the ‘stop the boats’ slogan, Scott Morrisson and Tony Abbott have revealed their new catchphrase, ‘if they’re brown let them drown’. At a press conference this morning Abbott stated the new catchphrase was more in tune with their promise last election for a more transparent and honest government.

(via tofutitties)

7PM

landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

(Source: kelvinbenjamin, via tofutitties)

6PM

societysdemon:

wrywlf:

calluvion:

Imagine this: You’re sitting in your animation history class. Your professor says that your classmate who sits two empty seats away from you is going to show his animation. Joy!

Then, projected ten feet tall in glorious HD, is an autobiographical piece about his life problems and his manic pixie dream girl purple skunk girlfriend. Complete with fade to black sex. And masturbation scene.

Imagine that and you will know a fraction of my pain.

holy piss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHBIM0UvJ6U

This is the link

(Source: saturnpolice, via gotitforcheap)

12PM

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11AM
Cuddles with bae in the morning. <3<3<3

Cuddles with bae in the morning. <3<3<3

12AM
lora-mathis:

I posted my first Craigslist missed connection tonight

lora-mathis:

I posted my first Craigslist missed connection tonight

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